Thursday 1 May 2014

#437: Lil Wayne - Tha Carter III

Lil Wayne - Tha Carter III
June 10, 2008, Cash Money/Universal Motown

1. "3 Peat" 3:19
2. "Mr. Carter" (Feat. Jay-Z) - 5:16
 3."A Milli" - 3:42
4. "Got Money" (Feat. T-Pain) - 4:05
5. "Comfortable" (Feat. Babyface) - 4:25
6. "Dr. Carter" - 4:24
7. "Phone Home" - 3:12
8. "Tie My Hands" (Feat. Robin Thicke) - 5:19
9. "Mrs. Officer" (Feat. Bobby V) - 4:47
10. "Let the Beat Build" - 5:09
11. "Shoot Me Down" (Feat. D. Smith) - 4:30
12. "Lollipop" (Feat. Static Major) - 2:44
13. "La La" (Feat. Brisco & Busta Rhymes) - 4:21
14. "Playing With Fire" (Feat. Betty Wright) - 4:21
15. "You Ain't Got Nuthin" (Feat. Juelz Santana & Fabolous) - 5:27
16. "Dontgetit" - 9:52

RESULTS
Rate: 1/10
Best Song: Shoot Me Down
Worst Song: A Milli

Comments
Let me just set something straight.
There is nothing cool about misspelling anything.
You are not cool because you can swear.
After listening to the worst Album I've ever heard in my entire life, I had the sudden urge to go buy anti-depressants online.
The Album was soooo bad.
Like, not even music bad.
What is it even doing on The Rolling Stones Greatest 500 Albums of all time list?
It didn't culturally change anything, I could rap better than all of the songs combined, and every damn song has about 5 writers and constantly features a third party rapper. It's garbage.
All Lil Wayne does is brag about how cool he is, how much money he has, how much sex he gets, and so forth.
Where's the passion? Where's the drive behind it? Where's the common sense?
And this beat everything I've already done.
Here's a lyrical masterpiece from the crucial and important Lil Wayne's "A Milli":
"Don't you hate a shy bitch? Yeah I ate a shy bitch
She ain't shy no more, she changed her name to my bitch
hahahaha, yeah, nigga that's my bitch"
As you can obviously see, the talent is just pouring into creative and thought out meaningful lyrics.
What a prick.

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